I wanna go to bed but I’m too lazy to get up and take my contacts/brush my teeth
Walk up in the club like “Actually, I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s… You know, there’s gambling and alcohol, and it’s in our dangerous warehouse and it’s a school night… And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?”
"once I finish this I’m eating chex mix"
uh ok gina
about to get the best sleep ever, here’s to a successful green beer day